concept: a robot girlfriend calling you pet names like ‘highest priority’
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A rapier, manufactured in the mid-19th century by the technology of the old masters as a gift to one high-ranking person. Such exceptionally flexible rapiers were made in Toledo in the beginning of 17th century. They were sold in gun shops and coiled in a circle to show its flexible properties.
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ugh so cute… but not sure if monkey is just excited or scared for its life
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you dont mess with the moms
That’s love. “)
parenting: you’re doing it right.
I LOVE YOU MOM! *tears*
cheers, to all the beautiful mothers of the revolution.
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Why are people talking about Super Smash Bros this won e3 for me
This was whipped up over a couple of forties, sweet kisses and something that soon grew to be a powerful love.
Medium was Crayola washable kids paint
So effin cute
This is awesome. I’d do this.
Take note: Different forms of intimacy.
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